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E.T. phones home: the sequel to the much loved movie


There is a big buzz going around Hollywood. Apparently, our favorite childhood character E.T. (which starred Drew Barrymore when she was 5) will have a sequel. I do not know if this is true but according to some sources, Steven Spielberg is planning to have the sequel done this year and will be released on the near future. The story is already on the works and some of our assets in Hollywood reported a summary plot of the said sequel, fresh from the word processors of the screenwriters.

The sequel starts when the mother ship of E.T.’s family exploded on earth’s atmosphere and the family members were scattered all over the planet earth. E.T. however unfortunately crashed on area 51 were the already married Elliot works as a top-secret aviation pilot. He somehow managed to track down E.T. inside the area 51 lab and took him from the room where E.T. was on the verge of experimentation. Elliot and E.T. escaped and became a fugitive. Elliot’s house was searched by Area 51 men, and he only bought with him his cellular phone. The rest of his belongings were all destroyed to wipe out any evidence of Elliot’s connection to Area 51. They soon found themselves in a wild goose chase. Meanwhile E.T. wanted to contact his family who, through mental telepathy, told him their whereabouts. With no land line phone, the duo resorted to Elliot’s cellular phone and purchased a dozen international calling cards to contact E.T.’s family. From Nevada, USA, E.T. called Uganda in Africa using Uganda calling cards, where his mom is enslaved and was captured by tribesmen, ready to be vaginally circumcised any day now. He also called his father who was in Afghanistan with the use of Afghanistan calling cards, who ended up as a bomb expert for Osama Bin Laden’s Al Quaida network. Apparently, his father was forced to do the inhumane task in an isolated cave for fear of his own life. And lastly, E.T. called her sister in Antarctica with his Antarctica phone cards, who was at that time making snow cones and banana-salmon splits for endangered polar bears. The journey of E.T. and Elliot takes them worldwide as they save E.T.s family from danger.

To tell you honestly, this is not the gist of the movie. I just wrote what I think should be the next plot of the E.T. sequel. Hoax or not, what matters most is that E.T. can call anywhere in the world with cheap international calling cards of his choice. BTW, when E.T. called him family, he was using PINless calling cards. Try it and maybe the E.T. sequel could happen.







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