Getting Psycho
By bluepanjeet on Jun 1, 2007 in *We Neurotics
I’m a freakin’ Psycho-personality test addict. Though I already know my personality type which is INFJ (Introverted Intuitive Feeling Judging), I keep on taking various online tests. It entertains me and at the same time it gives me a good laugh. like for instance this Personality Defect Test which I took just to see the percentage of my defects and the gazillion of personality tests in Blogthings.com which made me scratch my head. Though we all know that most of these personality tests are not accurate (unlike the one in Keirsey.com which is the standard and accurate MBTI test), and they are for the sole purpose of entertainment and having a head start in knowing the basics of one’s personality, yet its definitely not absolute. The result of my tests are hilarious and far fetched. some are true some are not. some came so close but other results proved to be so odd that I was convinced that the processor of the site got digital-schizophrenia of some sort. I may say that 60% of these results are true. the remaining 40% that are erratic, I’ll leave it up to you for the guessing game. Enjoy reading my absurd results just like I did. 
Your Score: Bitch-Slap
You are 0% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called “The Bitch Slap”. (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence…gee, when you say “small” a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don’t show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can’t get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it’s a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Braggart.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
What’s Your Inner Color
Your Inner Color is Blue |
 Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart. You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. |
Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?
You Communicate Like a Man |
 When you communicate, you like to get to the point.You’re not afraid to say what’s on your mind - and leave it at that.Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself.You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows. |
What’s Your Wrestler Name?
Your Wrestler Name Is… |
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What’s Your Italian Name?
Your Italian Name Is… |
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The Underwear Oracle: What your underwear says
What Your Underwear Says About You |
 You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you’re not!You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear. |
how much have you changed in 10 years?
You’ve Changed 60% in 10 Years |
 You’ve done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you’re still the same person.You’re clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but it hasn’t changed you. |
What’s Your Inner Blood Type?
Your Inner Blood Type is Type A |
 You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy.You are highly driven and a perfectionist, but that’s a side you keep to yourself.Creative and artistic, you are a very unique person who doesn’t quite fit in.People accept you more than you realize, seeing you as trustworthy and loyal.You are most compatible with: A and ABFamous Type A’s: Britney Spears and Hilter |
What Age Do You Act?
You Are 21 Years Old |
 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 44% Abnormal |
 You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom’s basement.You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. |
What Kind of Blogger Are You?
You Are a Snarky Blogger! |
 You’ve got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of.And that’s why they read your posts as often as they can! |
What’s Your Vampire Name?
Your Vampire Name Is… |
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Are You a Tortured Genius?
You Are 83% Tortured Genius |
 You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius. You’re uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You’re pretty happy being an island. |
Kissing Purity Test
Your Kissing Purity Score: 54% Pure |
 For you, kissing isn’t a casual thingLip to lip action makes your heart sing |
Which Muppets Have Your Personality
You Are Fozzie Bear |
 “Wocka! Wocka!”You’re the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.If only your routine didn’t always bomb!You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. |
Which American Cities Best Fit You?
American Cities That Best Fit You: |
 60% New York City55% Los Angeles55% Philadelphia55% San Francisco55% Seattle |
How Emotionally Mature Are You?
You Are 98% Grown Up, 2% Kid |
 Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist! |
How Cynical Are You?
You Are 44% Cynical |
 Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you’re a realist.You see what’s screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what’s right. |
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Your Linguistic Profile: |
 40% General American English35% Yankee10% Dixie10% Upper Midwestern0% Midwestern |
Are You Addicted to Gossip?
You Are Not Addicted to Gossip |
 You’re not a big fan of gossip.Not when it’s about your enemies or friends.If you’re going to say something about someone…You’ll just say it to their face! |
What’s Your Beer Personality?
You Are Bud Light |
 You’re not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you’ll drink it.In fact, you don’t understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you’re drunk!You’re an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.You’re pretty good at holding your liquor too - you’ve had lots of experience. |
Are You Happy Being Single?
You Are Very Happy Being Single |
 You’re not anti-relationship. You just don’t need one to be content.You find plenty of happiness from your life as it is.And if you find someone you love, then that’s just icing on an already decadent cake! |
Would You Be a Cool Parent?
You Will Be a Cool Parent |
 You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need.You can tell when it’s time to let kids off the hook, and when it’s time to lay down the law.While your parenting is modern and hip, it’s not over the top.You know that there’s nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager… or a drill sergeant! |
What Superhero Are You?
You Are Spider-Man |
 Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing. |
What Do Your Hands Say About You?
What Your Hands Say About You |
 You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills.Idealistic and dreamy, you tend toward the impractical. You have a knack for getting yourself in sticky situations.Brainy and intelligent, you are intellectual to the point of being incomprehensible.Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life. |
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are Bert |
 Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don’t love them!You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule youYou are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evilHow you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others |
What Sign Shouldn’t You Date?
Never Date a Cancer |
 Clingy, emotional, and very private - it’s hard to escape a Cancer’s clutches.And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they’re anything but open in return.Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius |
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You’re An Alcoholic |
 Time to go back to step one. |
How’s Your Attitude?
Your Attitude is Better than 60% of the Population |
 You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. |
How Does Your Interpersonal Intelligence Rate?
Your Interpersonal Intelligence Score: 73% |
 Your Interpersonal Intelligence is HighYou are definitely a “people person.” You enjoy spending time with others.You instinctively understand people, and you are both a good counsellor and mediator.However, there are definitely times when you’ve had enough. And that’s when you cherish being alone. |
Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are Cyclops |
 Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.Power: force beams from your eyes |
Which of Santa’s Reindeer Are You?
You Are Comet |
 A total daredevil, you’re the reindeer with an edge!Why You’re Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky divingWhy You’re Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed |
What’s Your Hidden Talent?
Your Hidden Talent |
 You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.You’re never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.When you’re up, you make everyone happy. But when you’re down, everyone suffers. |
What Kind of Food Are You?
You Are Italian Food |
 Comforting yet overwhelming.People love you, but sometimes you’re just too much. |
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Are Beer! |
 You don’t need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you’re a happy camper.But don’t mix things up: “Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!” |
Keep Well and God Bless!
BluePanjeet Interactives 2007
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4 Comment(s)
By dom on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
dami naman nyan–nahilo ako dyan ah hahahahahaah…… basta ako simpleng tao lang kaya kung sumemplang ay pasimple din lang bwhahahahahaha–
i have been stuck up with my feedburner details activation-ok pala yung burner na yun…dami kong natutunan–isa na lang ang hindi ko nagagawa sa mismong site ko–ang i short cut ang aking MORE ABOUT ME na napakahabang nobela…hahahahahahaha..paano ko yun magagawang ma short cut like yung sinabi ko sau sa email ko or doon sa bloglog message ko sau?…heeeeeelllllllppppp…………..
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By iRonnie on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
ako din mahilig magsasasagot ng mga personality tests.. because of that may mga nare-realize din ako sa sarili ko. minsan nasasabi ko, “oo nga no! ganyan nga ko!”
btw, i am now blogging http://www.iRonnie.com
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By K on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
Were you bored?
Hahahaha blue, I was having this blue-summer-depression syndrome and I too went into many websites to play these “meme”. One of which is the “what kind of drink are you”. One day, I will come back here to grab one those links.
It’s nice to do things on a normal day when you feel “the goings” become so monotonous.
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By bluepanjeet on Jun 3, 2007 | Reply
@ Dom,
ei padre, pwede siguro i write mo lang ung 2 or 3 sentences ng about me tapos ilink yung “more about the author” sa mismong profile page mo sa blogger. para pag tiningnan nila nandun yung mahaba mona about me.
@ Ymir,
I’ve been visiting your blog pero palaging error. Kaya pala. Its good that you’re back on track
@ K,
hahaha no brods, im not bored, im just freakin addict to these personality tests. Its like having your palm being read upside down hahaha. I seldom do this tests actually but when I do, I answer at least 200 questions per visit.
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