Pinoy Famous Lines (part 2 of 4)
By bluepanjeet on Apr 15, 2007 in Comedy Zone, Part Of A Series
After reading the email sent to me, the laughing was stuck in my head. I was imagining what it would be like if some of the people and things we see in our everyday life could talk. Like if Madonna would become a thing, she would be a test paper and her famous line would be “hey man, check me out!”. Or if Michael Jackson is a thing, he would definitely be a new painted wall treatment and his line would be “touch me, touch me not”. Now the first part of my famous line series was a forwarded message and whoever made that joke was definitely funny. So as a trying hard humorist, I created my own set of famous lines based on the Pinoy everyday language. I don’t know if its funny to you, but I definitely had a good laugh while I was writing it. Again I included English translation of the jokes. I’m not sure if it would make an appeal to the international readers nor would my english translation be accurate to that of the Pinoy parallel because some of the jokes are written with Filipino idioms and expressions, and I think some of our Pinoy grammatical formulas have no literal and figurative equivalent in English. Again just a tip: some pictures are graphical and some jokes have double meanings, so I suggest that if you are very conservative or not that open to jokes, don’t read it. but to those who are hunting for humor, well this might cheer you up 
“Magsasawa ka din balang araw”
- Atchara
(You’ll get fed up someday - Atchara: a preserved/pickeled grated papaya used to neutralize the satiety of a certain food. in other cultures its called appetizer)
“Ganyan naman talaga ako sa buhay mo eh, panakip butas”
- Pasador
(I’m just a patch in a hole on your life - Sanitary Napkin)
“Wala kaba talagang ibang alam gawin sakin kungdi paikot-ikutin ako sa palad mo?”
- Yoyo
(don’t you have anything else to do except spin me up and down on your palms? - yoyo)
“Ako nakakahalata na talaga sayo ha, palagi mo na lang akong pinag-iinitan.”
- Kalan
(no possible literal or figurative translation)
“Isa na lang, punong puno na talaga ako sayo”
- Baso
(More more, and I’m already full with you - Glass)
“pakiusap ko lang naman ay wag mong ibuhos sa akin lahat”
- Timba
(The only thing I ask of you is that you dont pour everything to me - Pail)
“Ang ayaw ko lang naman kasi eh yung palagi nyo akong tinitingnan ng ganun-ganun na lang”
- Salamin
(What I hated most is that you always look at me just like that - Mirror)
“anong palagay mo sa akin, easy to get?”
- Pagong
(What do you think of me, easy to get? - turtle)
“Ayokong ako pa ang maging mitsa ng buhay mo”
- Yosi
(I don’t want to be the sparkling wick of your life - Cigarette)
“Ayoko nang sumama sa’yo, kung saan-saan mo ako kinakaladkad!”
- Sapatos
(I don’t want to go with you anymore, you drag me everywhere - Shoes)
“naman pare, bakit naman kung kani-kanino mo ako isinusubo?”
- Kutsara
(No possible figurative of literal translation)
“kasalanan ko ba kung pihikan ako?”
- Sala-an
(Is it my fault that im choosy? - strainer)
“Ba’t ba dikit ka ng dikit sa akin?”
- Scotch Tape
(Why are you always sticking to me? - Scotch tape)
“oy matalino to, di mo ako maiisahan”
- Calculator
(Hey, i’m intelligent, youcan’t out-wit me! - calculator)
“E di wag!, itsura nito, ako pang tatakutin mo?”
- Multo
(fine if you don’t want to, you can’t scare me! -Ghost)
“Ang ayoko lang kasi sayo, pilit mo akong tinatapakan”
- Doormat
(What I really hate inyou is that, you keep on stepping on me - doormat)
“bakit kaya? wala naman akong sinasabi?”
- Pipi
(Why? I did not say anything? - mute)
“Ayoko kasing ako pa ang maging dahilan para kayo magkahati-hati”
- gunting
(I don’t want to be the cause of your division - scissors)
“hindi ko nga alam kung bakit magaan ang loob ko sayo”
- bulak
(I really don’t know why my feeling are so light towards you - cotton)
“pwede ba, wag mo nga akong kinakasangkapan”
- Sala set
(Please, I insist, don’t you use me! - Sofa Set)
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