Pinoy Famous Lines (part 1 of 4)
By bluepanjeet on Apr 8, 2007 in *Part Of A Series
I was cleaning up my email inbox of clutter when I found this unread forwarded message sent to me by my bestfriend heddie months ago. The heading was “FWD: Funny… hahaha!” so i tried to read it first before putting it on the trash bin. I thought this was just another corny joke from someone who has nothing to do but to stick around on the net, forwarding everything his time can accommodate: teka ako yun ah? lol (Wait a minute, its me? lol). Anyhow as I was reading the first two lines of the message, I began to laugh so hard that I literally turned red. It was so funny (at least on my own head) that i did not stop laughing from start to finish. We’ll as I was not yet thru in finishing some backlogs I have in my hard drive, I thought that I could just take a few minutes of my hectic sked and share with you this crazy jokes that made my day.
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“Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako”
- Electric Fan
(You’re just spinning me around. I had enough. It’s better if you’ll just kill me - electric fan)
“hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos”
- Winnie d’ Pooh
(not all people who have no underpants are obscene - winnie d’ pooh)
“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sayo pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo”
- Ipis
(Didn’t you know that I have no desire except to be close to you, but you keep on avoiding me - cockroach)
“Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo”
- Hipon
(Okay then, go ahead, indulge yourself, I know that its only my body that you’re after - shrimp)
“Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong karapatang magmahal!??!”
- Gasolina
(no possible figurative or literal translation)
“Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya”
- Plema
(Not all green are nutritious - Phlegm)
“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sau ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi”
- Utot
(I did not desire that you brag me as your own, I just don’t want you to deny me so vehemently in front of so many people! - fart)
“Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako”
- Bola
(I’m really fed up, I’m always being passed on from one person to another, I’m really tired of this - ball)
“you never know what you have till you lose it. and once you lose it, you can never get it back”
- Snatcher
“Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!”
- Majinboo
(Not all pink are fashinably trendy and girlie - Majinboo)
“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka. mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? bakit palipat-lipat ka?”
- TV
(I’ve done everything just to make you happy. Is it really hard to be contented with one? Why are you always moving from one thing to another? - TV)
“hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c”
- Kili-kili
(Not all sour has vitamin C - armpit)
“Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee…..BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”
- Omelette
(Go ahead, beat me up… go ahead… BEATTTTTTT!!!! - omelette)
“pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!”
- Libag
(even if you try hard of removing me from your life, I would still come back - body mud / skin dirt)
“wag mo na akong bilugin….”
- Kulangot
(Don’t roll me up - booger)
“Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?”
- Lego
(how can we even form something if I won’t get on top of you? - Lego [figuratively pertaining to pregnancy])
“hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate”
- Regla
(Not all blood can be donated - Menstruation)
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