I don’t get it when people say that I’m so serious here in my blog, when the truth is they just don’t read my stuff that’s why they fail to recognize the humor even if its so obvious that they don’t get it when they are hit between their eyes. Truth to tell, I’m not a serious guy. Reynz, Ambo, Pusa, Malen, KK, Chuva, Buraot and the rest can attest to this. I’m a human laughing gas to be exact. Yet with all these persona hidden from the reader’s eyes, I am perceived as someone melancholic, serious and a stern journalist wannabe. To disprove that perception, here is OTWOMD’s Most Amusing Post of 2008.

10. Kotsengkuba won’t let me sleep – a fictional skit for Ka pepe about long distance calls and how Kaka bugged me with his call at the middle of the night

9. The Toyota van and his bachelor’s party – another fictional parody of Pheobe Cate’s movie for my Ka Pepe stint

8. Reyna Elena versus Chuvachienes: Battle for the Boylet – Haha, this was very timely since when I wrote this I did not know that Reynz and Chuva had an actual falling off at that time. Literally I added fuel to the already blazing flame haha

7. Hansel and Gretel: the bluepanjeet version - Another fictional entry, but this tiome with a teist of the Hansel and Gretel Story. I was laughing at myself when I wrote this. Classic spoof the bluepanjeet kind.

6. Carmela Alonsabe and Glenn Genoso beat Tarzan and Cheetah on Pinoy Idol – Now who would forget them in Pinoy Idol, when Carmela and Glenn belted their lungs until they collapse just to get in the contest haha.

5. Bu-Rak – My contest entry for Buraot’s sikatchupoy contests which won a special prize of 100 USD. Without Buraot’s prize, I wouldn’t be able to pay for the transfer of my blog to a new host.

4. 5 Companies I will annihilate if I were Zeus Part 1 - My angst with the Philippine companies’ incompetence channeled into a mythological parody of Zeus’ wrath and anger.

3. At last I’m getting Married - This one is the best haha. I fooled so many readers here.

2. The Prostitute nuns of St. Francis – Eto pa ang isa. Many perverts were so angry at me with this post when they realized that it was not a porn entryat all. They left somany nasty comments to my amusement haha.

1. Ambo and Malen’s love is blooming like a flower this spring – and this one is the best amusing post I have written so far. It never fails to make the readers laugh. My experiment with Ambo and Malen’s labtim proved to be successful haha

When I get bored, I try to imagine things. And when I do imagine things, this is the time that weird things are transformed into written words in my blog. Some say I’m dead serious, but not for long, because in 2009, you will witness the other side of bluepanjeet — the worst kind hehe. Abangan!