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12 women i’m going to date this Christmas
Ala-hoy! Being single is not lonely. Kala nung iba malungkot… in someway oo kasi wala ka mayakap sa gabi. wala ka mahalikan. wala ka man lang mahawakan ng kamay. wala ka man lang ma tootooot (hmpt! di yun ang ibig ko sabihin!). Pero sa isang banda, okay na rin kasi wala kang bibilhan ng regalo. di ka gagabihin sa daan sa paghatid at pagsundo. Di ka mamo-mroblema kung saan ka kukuha ng pera pag lalabas kayo (saan?), wala kang isipin. walang mangaaway sayo pag napatingin ka sa ibang babae. walang magmumura sayo pag nakalimutan mo anniv nyo. wala ding sagabal sa inuman lalo na’t birthday ng barkada. and higit sa lahat libre ka makipagdate sa kahit sinong girlalu ang gusto mo idate hehe. Ngayong pasko dahil sa wala na naman akong ispesyal na sam-1 (kaong na to Buraot!, kaong na! haha) eh meron naman akong isang dosena na chickababes na makakadate ngayong pasko. Teka hindi ito ilusyon ha. Isa isahin natin sila hehe:
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Wala lang. Mag tatawanan lang kami buong gabi. Iinom kami ng isang galong kape sa central perk while I listen to her song “smelly cat” LOL
She will teach me karate while I teach her wrestling. Then I would trace her lips with a charcoal and tracing paper all night long as a souvenir LOL
We’ll shut ourselves both in a large baggage and be delivered by fed ex anywhere in the world hehe
I’ll let her claw my back and purrrr while I look into her beautiful all-white opaque eyes LOL
Oh, I will let her raise me and everything that comes with me.
I’ll date her in Alabama, then we’ll blow a cat with a bomb for new years eve.
We’ll spend our date cleaning my room and that of others
I’ll make her realize how she made a mistake in choosing Brad Pit over me
I will take her to a windmill and we will both paint it red
We’ll ride on a bus filled will people and then we will shout “theres a bomb on the bus” tapos sabay talon, gulong sa damuhan, magkayakap haha
Wow, I’ll call Jennifer Aniston to come over and I will let them have a pillow fight while I watch in a couch in awe
And yes, the best date I will ever have is with my Spiritual Girlfriend, aka St. Therese of Lisieux. Her Beauty is inside and out, not to mention, I wont bother myself in bringing roses for our date, because she always brings them with her. Probably the best date I will ever have with all those women combined.
Sabi ko hindi ito ilusyon, pero di ko naman sinabi na hindi ito Pangarap.
Libre kaya mangarap!
THE AUTHOR: bluepanjeet is journeying in the secular world, blogging about his traversals in and out of the blogosphere which are often times accompanied by the moral lessons of life's humor and irony, the integration of the human and the Divine, his search for his proper place in the greater scheme of things and his never ending flight towards his aspirations, yearnings and goals on the wings of his dreams.
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wow tol pano mo sila nake carry lahat? hehe
natawa ko dun sa kaong hahahaha ingat tol masamang buruhin ang kaong masama resulta hahaha.
enjoy your date’s with those glamorous babes.
lees last blog post..Wife, First timer..(yellow green joke)
was expecting pokwang to be on the top 10.
Dfishs last blog post..My Christmas Wish for Tracy Isabel Borres
mukhang di mo type si jessica alba, kapatid. wala sa listahan mo, e.
merry christmas and a happy new year!
Marvins last blog post..Did the Moon and the Stars Smile At You Lately?
naku kapatid, ‘yung wala lang si st. therese sa huli at hindi ka nakabawi, padadapain na sana kita e! sige, abswelto ka na. aba’y sino nga bang seminarista, deacon, pari, o ex-sem man ang hindi naging spiritual girlfriend si therese? {woi trivia: nung feast niya pala nung oct.1, di ba nasa pinas pa ako nun? nakapag-serve ako as deacon sa fiesta mass sa gilmore. at take note: it was the papal nuncio who was the main celebrant!… lakas ko talaga kay therese}
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o siya, papadalhan na lang kita ng isang kaing na papaya para bumaba ang level ng iyong l*b*d*… toinks!
revsiopaos last blog post..Paglamig ng Hangin
1st, ang ganda ng song! nakaka inlove! biglang lumundag puso ko wah! taragis! natense at diko maipaliwanag parang gusto kong maglakad lakad sa luneta sa gabi ng pasko haha
astig ang mga kadate mo!! nakakaingget!! dyusko baka mamayat ka nyan ng husto! (haha)
bluep kahit anong pagkapilyo gawin mo hindi mo bagay! wahahaha!! date date ka padyan! wala ng mas hihigit pa sa pagsagot sa tawag ni lord! ohaaa! hala! sa pasko magrenew ka ng vow! makipagkasundo kana ule kay lord. what a greatful gift!! hihihi! (peace)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
wow kahit single ka ngayon talagang panalo yang mga makakadate mo na yan…baka isa pa lang nyan eh dighay ka na ng kaong dyan,hihihi
p0kw4ngs last blog post..hilu..hilu..samwan is kuling!
tama yun! walang magagalit pag nasa inuman hehe.. pero iba pa din naman yung may gf dba? hmp.. dadating din yan sa tamang panahon.. si st. therese gusto mo maging spiritual gf.. ayos yan.. she will guide for sure.. coz you are a good man..
pede akong makikipanood sa pillow fight nila jenn at angie habang kalong kalong naman ako ni brad sa sulok hehehe
happy holidays blue! ((besos))
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Huwahahaha!! Tambling sabay dekwatro ako sa ‘kaong’ ah! toinks!!
Tama si bon, gandang regalo kay Lord sa birthday nya ung renewal ng vow mo!! Ayos yan! Susuportahan ka namin!!
Ako din, nagsstart ko ng idate si St. Therese, pero wala pang sagot eh, hehehe…
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bakit di ako kasama dyan sa listahan mo? hehehe
tama ka, libre yata ang mangarap! napansin ko rin, malawak din ang type mo sa babae ah.
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hehhe. kaong! kumbaga sa amin sa Timbuktu, pagano nyan, parang mala-balatong. bug-al bug-al!
wahahahhaah!
spam muna…
galing ng favicon mo tsong!
daya mo, ginamit mo na yang music nayan. pang special post ko yan e. hehehe. ayos naman, minsan lang nag-eerror tong blog mo.
dang… love these girls too! mga **crush ko to ah… kung naging lalake lang ako dadagdag ko si kristen kreuk (tama ba sleeping?) ng smallville! Haaay…
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Bluep, hataw sa listahan ha…sana mag enjoy ka ngayong pasko!
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frohe weinachten, dear bluepj!
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welcome back!
antakot ko na bigla kang nawala…
heniwey, eto, trivia:
alam mo bang ninang ko si therese?
yup, tinggan mo sa confirmation certificate ko:
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no show kasi yung ninang ko kaya yun ang sinulat ko. hehe…
baka by february, matupad ko na yung petal na galing lisieux.ü
Merry christmas and God bless!
btw: bakit puro imported ang nasa listahan mo?
wala bang homemade goodies dyan?üüü
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merry christmas!! pls get this ECARD this is for you..
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Merry xmas and happy new year, naway maging masaya ang pasko at masagana ang iyong bagong taon, cheers!
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wish ko matupad ang mga pangarap na yan this holiday season.
merry merry christmas kapatid
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ang dami daming date!!!
Merry Christmas sayo!
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hahahaha.. naku isang malaking gudluck sayu.. kuya bluep pag nkadate mo si mother therese.. heheheh.. kung skaskali.. pakihug ako sa kanya.. atpakisaving ibless nya ako plagi..
hindi ka magkakaroon ng jowa.. kung ganyan ang paningin mo sa knila.. para namang ginawa mo kming mga babae na sgabal sa inyong pag-unlad.. hmmp!!! merry xmas..
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10, 5, at 4 ang choices ko.ahehehe! MERRY CHRISTMAS KUYA BLUEP!!!
go fantashadora go!!!! hahahahhaa
merry christmas kapatid wish ko eh sana mag ka ovaltine ka na hahahah move onnnnnnnnnnnn na sa lahat ng bitterness
thank you for another year of friendship yung regalo ko long overdue naaaaa
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just dropping by to greet you a Merry merry Christmas Bes! Regards to Nanay and Tatay and to everyone! God bless you all Bes!
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ni hindi man lang ako kasama sa top 10? bwahahahah!
ifoundmes latest blog entry..It’s Christmas All Over the World Tonight
nice choice of ladies you have there bluep. pero dapat kasama kami nina kengkay at reyna elena…hehehe…
Hala,
Na-surprise ako doon sa number one a. Hehehe. Happy Blessed new year na lang sa iyo bluep
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Happy new year na Bro, cheers!
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