Everyday I receive hundreds of hits looking for Sex scandals and porn on the web. Some people even email me asking for erotic stories and taboos to be published here in OTWOMD. What I’m puzzled about is why the hell are these people looking for such contents in my blog? So due to insistent public demand, I decided to post the most erotic story that no one can resist. Its so hot that you will really burn in hell once you finish reading it. So here it goes, enjoy till you burn hot…
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads:
He thinks this is a pigment of his imagination and drives on without second thought….
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
Suddenly he began to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
“SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS”
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, “What may we do for you my son?”
He answers, “I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business….”
“Very well my son. Please follow me.”
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
“Please knock on this door . ”
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door… This nun instructs,
“Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.”
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
everyday this blog receives hundreds of unique hits from Perverts who are looking for nude pics of filipina scandals and even plaguing my inbox with all sorts of profanity. Serves you right perverts! Go and confess your sins or burn in hell!!!
Romuald Matthieson: a.k.a. "bluepanjeet" has been writing in cyber space since 2005. In 2006, he jump-started his Catholic blogging a few years before the Catholic Church utilized social networks and blogs in spreading the Gospel. In 2007, in response to a realization of the growing need for Catholic Bloggers online, he officially launched his own self-hosted Catholic blog and called it "On The Wings Of My Dream" or simply OTWOMD which is a metaphor of his favorite psalm in the Bible, Psalm 63. Since then he has been blogging, (and sometimes podcasting) for the Catholic Church using his enthusiasm in the New Media, his inclination on visual and digital arts, his passion for the written word and his love for the Catholic Church. You can follow Rom's tweets on Twitter @rommatthieson