You see her, hear her and even feel her annoying presence on National TV. Presidential Mouthpiece Lorelei Fajardo has recently been visible in the limelight, defending her formidable boss in allegations spurned by various critics. Yet the loquacious spokeswoman has also been criticized lately for her unwitty responses to media interviews. Ms. Fajardo once said that the people should avoid desecrating the sanctity of the Office of Presidency and spare GMA in the indignity of being dragged into the ZTE-NBN affair. Without reviewing her homework, Ms. Fajardo forgot that the President herself is in the center of the spider’s web and she is not being dragged, for with willful carelessness, she dragged herself into that sacrilege. As if there is anything left worth sanctifying in the office of the President. She again made another amusing statement when she criticized former President Aquino’s active call for GMA to resign by stating “she herself was many times called for to resign during her term, in fact there were 9 coup attempts to remove her, and all bourne of alleged corruption, the former President stood her ground on the basis of the need to have evidence before she would consider any calls for her own resignation”. Ms. Fajardo again was clueless of her remarks and even disregarding her flimsiness in Philippine history.

Corazon Aquino was not corrupt, her relative extension was, but definitely not her immediate family. And comparing Arroyo to Aquino is like comparing a prostitute to a virgin. As of this time, her most recent fantastic blabber so far are her remarks against the equally unwitting Sen. Jamby Madrigal and the aging former Senator Jovito Salonga’s filing of charges in the ombudsman. She reasoned out that it is very hasty of the two statesmen to jump on the gun of the senators while the investigation is still being heard in the Senate. I think Ms. Fajardo has already acquired Alzheimer’s at a very young age because, if I remember it correctly, she was the loudest among the four Malacañang amplifiers in urging the Senate to stop the investigation and bring the matter to court. Now when the matter was finally brought to court, Ms. Fajardo suddenly shifted gears. Ano ba talaga Madame? Are her statements just a product of an unconscious desire to blurt out reckless assertions or does she just really need to go home and study her homework? Like what my teacher in the 5th grade always label our talkative classmates when they utter nonsensical, irrational and preposterous banters just for the sake of talking, I dare say the same thing, Taratitat!!!