After reading the email sent to me, the laughing was stuck in my head. I was imagining what it would be like if some of the people and things we see in our everyday life could talk. Like if Madonna would become a thing, she would be a test paper and her famous line would be “hey man, check me out!”. Or if Michael Jackson is a thing, he would definitely be a new painted wall treatment and his line would be “touch me, touch me not”. Now the first part of my famous line series was a forwarded message and whoever made that joke was definitely funny. So as a trying hard humorist, I created my own set of famous lines based on the Pinoy everyday language. I don’t know if its funny to you, but I definitely had a good laugh while I was writing it. Again I included English translation of the jokes. I’m not sure if it would make an appeal to the international readers nor would my english translation be accurate to that of the Pinoy parallel because some of the jokes are written with Filipino idioms and expressions, and I think some of our Pinoy grammatical formulas have no literal and figurative equivalent in English. Again just a tip: some pictures are graphical and some jokes have double meanings, so I suggest that if you are very conservative or not that open to jokes, don’t read it. but to those who are hunting for humor, well this might cheer you up.

“Magsasawa ka din balang araw”
- Atchara

“Ganyan naman talaga ako sa buhay mo eh, panakip butas”
- Pasador

“Wala kaba talagang ibang alam gawin sakin kungdi paikot-ikutin ako sa palad mo?”
- Yoyo

“Ako nakakahalata na talaga sayo ha, palagi mo na lang akong pinag-iinitan.”
- Kalan

“Isa na lang, punong puno na talaga ako sayo”
- Baso

“pakiusap ko lang naman ay wag mong ibuhos sa akin lahat”
- Timba

“Ang ayaw ko lang naman kasi eh yung palagi nyo akong tinitingnan ng ganun-ganun na lang”
- Salamin

“anong palagay mo sa akin, easy to get?”
- Pagong

“Ayokong ako pa ang maging mitsa ng buhay mo”
- Yosi

“Ayoko nang sumama sa’yo, kung saan-saan mo ako kinakaladkad!”
- Sapatos

“naman pare, bakit naman kung kani-kanino mo ako isinusubo?”
- Kutsara

“kasalanan ko ba kung pihikan ako?”
- Sala-an

“Ba’t ba dikit ka ng dikit sa akin?”
- Scotch Tape

“oy matalino to, di mo ako maiisahan”
- Calculator

“E di wag!, itsura nito, ako pang tatakutin mo?”
- Multo

“Ang ayoko lang kasi sayo, pilit mo akong tinatapakan”
- Doormat

“bakit kaya? wala naman akong sinasabi?”
- Pipi

“Ayoko kasing ako pa ang maging dahilan para kayo magkahati-hati”
- gunting

“hindi ko nga alam kung bakit magaan ang loob ko sayo”
- bulak

“pwede ba, wag mo nga akong kinakasangkapan”
- Sala set