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Funny and Hilarious Pinoy Famous Lines – Part 1


Posted by on Sunday, April 8, 2007, 23:01
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laughing_monkeyI was cleaning up my email inbox of clutter when I found this unread forwarded message sent to me by my bestfriend heddie months ago. The heading was “FWD: Funny… hahaha!” so i tried to read it first before putting it on the trash bin. I thought this was just another corny joke from someone who has nothing to do but to stick around on the net, forwarding everything his time can accommodate: teka ako yun ah? lol (Wait a minute, its me? lol). Anyhow as I was reading the first two lines of the message, I began to laugh so hard that I literally turned red. It was so funny (at least on my own head) that i did not stop laughing from start to finish. We’ll as I was not yet thru in finishing some backlogs I have in my hard drive, I thought that I could just take a few minutes of my hectic sked and share with you this crazy jokes that made my day. It gave me a sigh of relief from the noise and pressure of my day’s endeavor, thought I share it with you guys. by the way, I put some pictures to spice up the punchline or enhance your visual entertainment. The downside is, the joke is written in Tagalog, my native tongue, and I guess English speaking bloggers would somehow find it odd or difficult in relating with the jokes. I tried to write some translations below, but I’m not really sure if it will still sound as funny as it’s original Filipino rendition or did i do justice on the correct translation because some of the Filipino idioms and expressions used cannot really be translated literally and figuratively to english. But hey, the bright side is, you can somehow have an Idea of why it is and why it is not funny. (just a tip: some pictures are graphical and some jokes have double meanings, so I suggest that if you are very conservative or not that open to jokes, don’t read it. but to those who are hunting for humor, well this might cheer you up.

Electric_Fan

“Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako”
- Electric Fan

Winnie d' Pooh

“hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos”
- Winnie d’ Pooh

cockroach

“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sayo pero parati mo akong itinataboy”
- Ipis (cockroach)

shrimp

“Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo”
- Hipon

gasoline

“Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong karapatang magmahal!??!”
- Gasolina

mucus_phlegm

“Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya”
- Plema

fart

“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sau ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi”
- Utot

spalding_basketball

“Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako”
- Bola

robber

“you never know what you have till you lose it. and once you lose it, you can never get it back”
- Snatcher

majinboo

“Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!”
- Majinboo

television-TV

“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka. mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? bakit palipat-lipat ka?”
- TV

armpit

“hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c”
- Kili-kili

beat_egg_whites

“Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee…..BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”
- Omelette

Libag

“pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!”
- Libag

booger

“wag mo na akong bilugin….”
- Kulangot

lego

“Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?”
- Lego

menstruation_sanitary_napkin

“hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate”
- Regla




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3 Comments

  1. cong
    9 August, 2011, 22:29

    more please!!!………. :lol:

  2. PAsaWay
    27 February, 2012, 13:05

    :roll: LiKe! kaya lang bitin..

  3. alecks
    6 October, 2012, 11:07

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :-P :-P :-P :-P hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! dami ng aking tawa!!!!

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