Ambo meets Ambrosia
By bluepanjeet on May 14, 2008 in *Ideas Meets Improvements
Before Ambo left for a vacation with Malen and Reynz, he called me on my cellphone at dawn while his on his way to the airport to meet the two. Below is our conversation:
Kring? kring? kring?
Bluepanjeet: (bedroom voice) Hello?
Ambo: Brother?
B: Now what, it?s 3 in the morning? where are you?
A: I’m on my way to the airport to meet Reynz and Malen. Well I have to tell you something which really bothers me a lot
B: What is it?
A: I Have a confession to make. I have been an addict for quite sometime now and I need help?
B: What? you never mentioned to me that you are an addict?
A: Well I am, for quite sometime now… I’m just denying it because I can’t accept it. But now I have fully recognized that I really need help…
B: so what can I do to help you? Don?t tell me you will sell me some doobie because I don?t do that?
A: No brother. I just want to ask if you know a rehab center that can help me with my addiction? I?m really preoccupied by this and I think I?m going to lose it?
B: wait? what exactly is your preoccupation?
A: Well whenever I don?t get what I want, my body starts to shiver, and my hand trembles, I become restless and I always feel I want to gratify myself wherever I am at that exact moment.. I know you know this because you are a nurse?
B: I know what you?re talking about? so have you tried Ambrosia?
A: no, what is it?
B: Ambrosia is a world-class drug and alcohol treatment center that treats Substance Abuse to the core. One of Ambrosia?s philosophies is that a comfortable and nurturing environment is the key to patient?s recovery. They focus on the spiritual, mental and physical wellness for the transition of the client to their new way of life. Their goal is to provide a firm foundation for recovery, setting the stage for a long-term adaptation to a new life without substances and alcohol abuse. They will also let their clients stay in a ?Garden Style Apartment setting? which are tastefully decorated and neatly appointed with all the comforts of home. They have amenities like Olympic sized pool, gym, and tennis courts. Their clinical staff however has over 20 years of experience treating drug and alcohol clients from all lifestyles. Each staff has their own specialty and style. They can admit you anytime, 24/7 in which their staff will guide the clients and their support system throughout the admission process. Therefore, there are really no hassles in being admitted there. The Ambrosia family program provides education, guidance, and support for families and loved ones impacted by the debilitating effects of dependency to drugs and alcohol. Ambrosia is also licensed by the State of Florida to treat addictions of all types. Ambrosia treatment center is located in the quaint but modern town of Port St. Lucie, Florida and accepts clients that are 18 years and older.
A: That’s awesome. hmmm, but I think Ambrosia Treatment Center cannot help me with my addiction.
B: and why not may I ask? (quite irritated).
A: Because I am addicted to American Idol. I can?t wait for the next performance of Syesha, Cook and Archuleta and I hate Simon Cowell becau? (bluepanjeet hanged the phone) hello? hello? bluepanjeet are you still there.. hello?
B: That bastard always waste my precious time GRRRRRRR!!!!
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By Ambo on May 19, 2008 | Reply
Langya ka ginawa mo pa akong addict ahahahahaha. Naku Bes eto ngayon lang ako nakablog hop. Bingi pa din ako kainis. lols
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By bluepanjeet on May 24, 2008 | Reply
haha ang lalim kasi ata ng sinisid mo eh haha
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By Ambo on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply
At talagang nasa top ito? hahaha. Grabe talaga iba ka Bes! Hinalungkat ko lang uli
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By bluepanjeet on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply
LOL nasa popular post ba ito? haha
ganyan ang ka pepe dapat tumatagal haha
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