An Early Letter from Santa Claus
By bluepanjeet on May 8, 2008 in *Ideas Meets Improvements
It?s a hot summer this month of May here at OTWOMD yet we received a Letter from Santa Claus. Coming from an errand, I arrived in my house late last night. Opening the door of my room, I saw a letter that was obviously slipped under the door with glitters all over the envelope that when you touch them they shine like Christmas lights and eventually disappears. I tried opening the envelope with knife but it would not tear as if it was made from a very corny rubber. But when I tore the envelope with my bare hands, it just opened up. The letter flew from the envelope and glimmers from the magical stardust that comes with it. The letter hovered on the air in front of my face and as I read it, a voice coming from the letter echoes every word I read. The voice was really coming from Santa Claus. The letter reads:
Dear Bluepanjeet
How are you my dear friend?
I hope you are fine. I know that you have been contacting me for a long time now but I wasn?t able to respond to your letters because we moved from our old workshop. The ice caps there are already melting due to global warming so Rudolph, Mrs. Claus and the elves decided that we should move at the north end of the north pole so that there will still be enough ice for us to step on.
Anyhow that is not the reason why I am writing you this letter. Actually, I wanted you to know that I am saddened on how adults these days treat me as If I am a myth, a legend or a fantasy. They do not consider me as something worth believing that they even tell their children as early as 8 years old that I do not exists.
Well because the council of legendary figures has decided to make an aggressive stance regarding this depreciating faith on us, we figured out in the Santa Santita Toy shop that we should let the children know that I do exist.
So with this, I would like your readers to know that Santa Claus is now releasing his personalized package straight from the North Pole. This package includes Personalized Letters from Santa Claus, Authentic Collectors Piece of My Suit, Genuine Reindeer Food in Collector?s Tin Can, Personalized Audio Greeting from Santa, Custom Letter from Rudolph, Official Personalized Nice Certificate and a Glossy Autographed Picture of Santa.
The Authentic Collectors Piece of My Suit will be given away and are actual pieces of my magical red suit. I always get a custom Red Suit every year so the old suit is then magically transformed into small pieces each about an inch or so big. Some pieces may be in odd shapes depending on what part of Santa?s suit it comes from.
The Genuine Reindeer Food in Collector?s Tin Can is made up of seeds from the Wild North Pole Elderberry Tree and dried berries from the Lively Synsepalum Dulcificum also known as “Miracle Fruit”. This stuff grows only in the North Pole and only blossoms once a year, just before Christmas
Personalized Audio Greeting from Santa is a personalized audio CD which I recorded my self and you will hear my voice as I give a personalized message and to every child. I will even tell them their favorite story called ?T?was The Night Before Christmas?.
Custom Letter from Rudolph is a thick high quality full color letterhead with an absolutely adorable picture of a young playful Rudolph and his personal letter to a child with his hoof print on it.
Official Personalized Nice Certificate will also be given away with the child?s name in it in a thick durable paper with a gold foil seal to markets authenticity.
Plus I will include my very own personal letter. These Santa Letters as the elves calls it have its own letter head and an official gold foil seal. This is not a typical letter because I will include details about every child for example their name, age, eye color, city they live in, favorite color, Heck I will even mentions the name of child’s friend and many more.
As a bonus I will also attached my own recent photo with my autographed in it. The above mentioned personalized merchandise are delivered directly to every child?s home sealed in a personalized package with the child?s name printed ona gold foil, an official North Pole stamp on the package and a return address in case the package was never delivered.
All of these things are customized and made so that children around the world would believe in my existence. As early as now, I am already asking for your help in spreading the news so that we may preserve the spirit of Christmas these coming holidays of 2008.
If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact me on this address:
Santa Claus
1 Candy Cane Lane
North Pole, 00001
And being in my nice list for years, I also attached here my autographed picture as a thank you for blogging this special request of mine. I hope your nephews and nieces still believe in me and I?m looking forward in sending them my greetings and letter this Christmas.
Your Dearest Fried,
Santa Claus
PS. Rudolph says high to your pet beagle named Mielle.
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By Kotsengkuba on May 8, 2008 | Reply
I once made a letter to Santa but I thought it was never delivered because I got the wrong gift. From then on, I stopped believing in Santa.
There was once a Santa Movie whose title I have long forgotten. It was a kid’s father who was given the task of being the Santa because he accidentally made Santa fall on the roof and died.
I wish Santa is real. I’ve been good for all eternity of waiting for his manifestations.
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By bluepanjeet on May 9, 2008 | Reply
Ahh I know that movie, it is one of my favorites. It’s SANTA CLAUSE starring Tim Allen and Judge Reinhold
He is real. Why don’t you try writing santa a letter on that address? Who knows he might answer back?
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